[Video] Greeting newcomers with a smile!

[dualpinkpistols]

Hey, Vatheon!

[ Have a smile from the camera, and a wave, Vatheon. :D The speaker is positively cheerful and bubbly, obviously unbothered by recent events. Or, rather, if she is, it isn't showing. ]

We've got some new arrivals, right~? If my info is right, that meeeeaaaans... you're all probably wondering a bunch of things! Well, never fear, because your ace reporter Maya Amano is here! The who's who, the what's what, and even anything else you can think of. As long as we've gotten it covered by someone I've probably got some info on it. After all, what good is being a journalist if you don't share?

[ If it was even possible, her smile widens. ] So! Go on, ask me anything! Oh, and don't be afraid to come see me if you want to just have some coffee or something on top of asking if you need to--I'm at this cute little café near the entrance to the Park, right? They have amazing seating.

[ A pause. ]

Oh, yeah--and if anyone's seen a guy who's a little uptight and goes by the name of Katsuya, could they drop me a little note? Thanks! And remember, "Think Positive" when things get tough! Even though our situation isn't ideal, it can still be a lot of fun if you give it a chance, right? Ciao! ♥

[ The feed cuts from there, with her blowing a kiss. ]

[ ooc: Action is fine if you want. Can't guarantee I will be able to reply right away because we're having a ton of storms here, but! Have a cheery reporter, Vat. ]

Comments

[Video]

[dualpinkpistols]

Well, we do have a lot of gaps in what we DO know here... it's a little problematic. Like how they brought us here and why--but I can at least answer what we're sure of, anyway!

Which to be fair, could be a lot more, but... that's the way the cookie crumbles, right?

[Video]

[superior-mansex.livejournal.com]

It indeed is.

What information do you have to offer a new resident? I have no particular question, just the desire to know all I can.

[Video] Infodump, since you asked bro : |b

[dualpinkpistols]

[ Oh, this is where she can be helpful! ]

Well, the bare details are something like this: we're all subjects of an experiment here--brought here by what they claim is some god. Don't buy into that much, personally. But they need us as much as we need them... I'm pretty sure we're here to keep the city alive, so they don't die.

There's curses that occur at random and can do anything from bring dinosaurs here to change your physical aspect or personality...

[ A pause, and she's counting things off her fingers. ]

What else? Oh, right! The coral here... all of us foreigners get tired easily, and about once a month, you'll have pretty bad lethargy. It restores our energy and it's the only thing that does. It's called the Lamufao. Everything you need is provided for free as well, aside from a few shops in a place called Nostalgia Nook. Also, people can be taken from any world, reality, or timeline. There seems to be a preference to humans, but definitely not normal people.

[ A pause. ]

Oh, and... don't trust a guy named Alpha. He's not actually a doctor. Actually, he's pretty much a jerk. Everything else I'm forgetting... Red made up some pamphlets if you want to read them!

[Video]

[superior-mansex.livejournal.com]

[He seems to be listening and taking everything in, nodding once she is done.]

You've been quite helpful yourself. I thank you for the information you've offered. Perhaps this pamphlet will also be as helpful. Where can I find one?