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Maya Amano ♥ 天野 舞耶 ([personal profile] dualpinkpistols) wrote2011-02-27 11:08 pm

[Video] Vatheon, meet Positive Thinking.

Hey, Vatheon! Maya here~ I know some others have probably said it, but the more I hear, the more I've been wanting to speak up, too!

[ The camera turns on to show a bright and bubbly woman, probably in her early twenties, with pink eyes and black hair. Obviously, she's managed to put together her old outfit. Well, because she likes it a lot. Under her ear is a pencil at the moment, and there's a bunch of recording equipment nearby, and a small notepad in her hand, which she is scribbling on with a different pencil.

She holds the notepad up to the camera of the SFC: ]




I might be new, but I think sitting around and being sad won't get us anywhere. No one can take away your smile unless you let them, you know? Alcohol is a depressant, and it's not a solution. All of you guys drowning your sorrows ought to give them the happiness they'd want from you, you know...? Would they want all of you to be so sad? I don't think so~!

[ The camera shifts off from the smiley face to Maya again. ] Now, then! Since that's the case, I'm going to start an edition of Coolest, my magazine from Sumaru city here in Vatheon. I'm a reporter for the editorial division back home, so I think it would be fun if I took a moment to get to know all of you, where you come from, and what your worlds and realities are like! ♥

If anyone knows who I should talk to about getting this started, or would like to help me out, just ring me! I'll be here waiting to listen to your stories too, or just lend an ear, if you want! Ciao everyone!

[ And the feed cuts. ]

(( Still technically on hiatus so I reserve the right at any time to disappear/tag extremely slowly, but yeah. I couldn't wait to post this anymore kajhsldkfjhg. <33 CHEER UP VATHEON. IC, AND OOC. ♥))

[video] You mean we're going to change you, Maya. >B)

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you calling sourpuss? I'm a perfect gentleman, thank you very much. And really, what does positive thinking do for anyone? It just gets them in even more problems than they need.

Well, sorry to say, we're not all teenagers. You'd be hard pressed to find a good audience with that sort of name.

[video] HE WILL TRY JUST YOU SEE

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-02-28 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[This girl is just unbelievable.]

I have a name, you know. It's Crowley. C-R-O-W-L-E-Y. And it is not pronounced Sourpuss, okay? Besides, I'm the furthest thing there is from a cat.

I'm cynical because it's my job. Someone has to keep track of the negative things going around in the world. And then I use them to my advantage.

Led to believe? I've seen it with my own eyes for-let's see here- over a thousand times. That's a lot, if you ask me.

[Totally not revealing that he is an optimist, nope.]

[video] FFFFFFFUUUUUU I mean it's a challenge, then. >B)

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I was the guy who was in charge of the apples all the way back then, so it pretty much fits me to a T.

That's my colleague's job. Not mine. Talk to him if you want to spread your happy lovey dovey cheerfulness throughout the place, not me.

Sure, they do. But they come up with better ways to do their job than even I can do. And that's saying something.

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, they can change. But not always for the better. Life isn't all sunshine and roses, you know.

Listen, stop while you're at it, okay? It's my job to look for the negative side of humanity, and frankly, I enjoy it. Telling me that everyone can be redeemed is something I don't want to hear. After all, where will I be if the people I taint don't get tainted?

Maya, your little speech is like telling a rock to suddenly grow legs and walk. It won't happen.

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you really going to start comparing me to a rock now?

Whatever. Anything you say is going in one ear and out the other.

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm rather observant, that's why.

[A sigh.]

Are you really going to keep trying to make me a better person? Because I really like the way I am.

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-03 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Crowley.

Heh. I'd like to see you try.Go ahead, take your best shot.

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. Were you saying something? I thought I was hearing somebody say "Look at me, I'm just the most annoying person in the world!".

[A scoff.] What are you going to do, hit me with happy grenades?

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Uhuh. Wait as I go over here and try to really care about it. Give me a moment.

Demons don't have friends, sorry. They don't even have acquaintances, either. That's just how the job works.

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-10 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you're getting it wrong. Demons only enter contracts if it benefits them. None of this "lovey-dovey friendship" stuff.

I like alcohol, cars, and not being bothered by extremely optimistic people. Happy?

[identity profile] scaresplants.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
My Bentley and ones which look like they're built well.

It's actually more of a shame that cars don't exist here. I would be much more happy with the place if that was the case.